Win or Lose, Don’t Be Stupid, Cleveland

This is a friendly public service announcement to Cavs fans and Clevelanders to not make idiots of themselves based on the outcome of tonight’s game.

We’ve seen kids at Ohio State do some dumb things following championships, but 90 percent of those people in Columbus were college kids with 90 percent of their blood consisting of alcohol at the time.

I know it’s easier said than done after you’ve been drinking all day and all throughout the game, but please Cleveland, don’t make the town look bad regardless of what happens tonight.

There have been enough examples of Cleveland being made fun of by national media for countless dumb scenarios. Don’t add this on to the list.

We’re gonna’ have an awesome parade if the Cavs win. We’re gonna have a ring ceremony at the Q, too. I know burning cars seems like a really smart idea when your team just won and you’re too drunk off the combination of happiness, excitement, and liquor to process the concept of making decisions, but I assure you: It’s not a smart idea.

This has been a friendly public service announcement from your neighborhood sports blogger.