Sunday: A Make or Break Game For the 2015 Cleveland Browns

Sunday is going to be the make or break game for the Browns season.

By make or break, I mean the difference between a regular Browns losing season and being in Tim Couch position. The Browns have already been a disaster and on my hospital rotations so far this season, I’ve already had three people admitted to the ICU from indirectly watching the Browns ranging from heart attacks to overdoses.

I’m sure there’s countless numbers of alcohol poisonings and cirrhosis related problems out there as well. We have to watch them for three hours somehow right?

When I first saw the Browns schedule, I thought it would be the first three games that would determine how the season would go. The reason was that for some reason the Browns easiest three opponents were the first three weeks. Instead it’s actually the first five. Let’s take a closer look:

Week 1: The Browns played the Jets. The Jets were known more than anything this year for having their starting QB’s jaw broken by a sucker punch from a no-name linebacker on the team for a $600 reimbursement.

They were also expected to be possibly the worst offense in the league, with their star receiver being a 31 year old veteran that the incompetent Bears didn’t think was good enough that they only got a fifth round pick in return. They also start Chris Ivory at running back. Instead the Browns go to New York and get slaughtered. 0-1

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